If you are reading this, Mr. Perkins, I swear it wasn't me.
2007-03-08 10:54:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
mr. perkins...what a jerk...this one time i sent him some chocolate covered bricks to use for his daughter's wedding cake and he didnt even send me any sort of thank you. if there is anyone who deserves getting pestered by a bunch of drunken alaskan fisherman, its him.
btw, can you ask him if i can have an advance on my salary. this croatian businessman told me that if i send him $50K he will make me sheriff of greenland.
2007-03-08 11:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes; you were supposed to be keeping that weasel on his meds like I asked...he's my weasel's cousin, remember? And I've got my hands full over here with weasels and bass players and all manner of other strange beings at the moment.....I can't take care of everyone!
But I didn't tell Mr. Perkins.....
*runs off*
2007-03-08 11:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Perkins gave you expicit orders to feed the laxatives to Pauly Shoreand set him free at the IHOP down the street after dumping steaming hot coffee in his pants.
How are we ever going to break into the flapjack game if you don't get your act together?
2007-03-08 11:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if the weasels were the ones drinking the coffee, do you know how slippery weasel crap is? =)
2007-03-08 11:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like grounds for a big fat promotion to me...
In which case, it was him Mr. Perkins...
2007-03-08 15:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well yeah, I think they draw the line at Protestant weasels.
2007-03-08 11:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are they starving, crazed, flesh-eating weasels?
those are my favorite kind.
2007-03-08 11:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, its your first offence...(hehehe)
Just a verbal this time !!!
2007-03-08 10:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by yahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as you don't get caught, no.
2007-03-08 10:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you get caught!
2007-03-08 10:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Yahoo Answer Rat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋