She was shopping with her friend when her friend spotted her husband buying flowers.
"Oh not again" cried her friend",not more flowers"
If my husband bought me flowers I would be delighted ,said my wife.
"yes" said her friend,But it means that my legs will be wide open for three day"
Don't you have a vase ? Said my wife.
2007-03-08 08:44:12 · 24 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Ha ha
How ungrateful is she huh xxx
2007-03-08 08:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to spend more time with your wife so she knows what the friend was talking about. Is it simplicity or lack of you know what. But thank's for the tip, I've heard about flower power but never realised it could make things last for 3 days, I might give it a try.
2007-03-08 09:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by smilingtalker_au 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad but heres a better one, paddy the electrician got the sack from the prison service for refusing to repair the electric chair, he said in his opinion it was a f*****g death trap
2007-03-08 09:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't call it simplicity, but innocence. apparently, at least to you, it's a bad thing. how can you live with someone like that??
**Note the sarcasm dripping off my words**
Get a life!!
2007-03-08 08:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i had a wife, it must be so cool to have a woman saying yes to me marrying her, and saying "i do" to a vicar,
2007-03-08 09:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-03-08 08:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Ha Ha
2007-03-08 08:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
'dats funny
2007-03-08 08:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by dr.ashley.proctologist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm, she obviosly has led a a very sheltered life!!
2007-03-08 21:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by chakra girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx
a laff & 2 points :-)
2007-03-08 18:48:45 · answer #10 · answered by BT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋