I really admire asians, I mean-they are so COOL! I wish I were asian, are there any processes that I can go through to change into one?--you know, like evolve.
2007-03-08 08:16:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
What are you talking about , of course he can become asian! All he has to do is go to the Himilayas and pick the elusive golden berry flower... If you stuff that in your right nostril it should be like *POOF* and tad-dah you're asian! I'd also suggest you get a moon stone, that usually helps with evolving the rarest of all kinds, namely asians.
2007-03-08 08:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by brittaboo 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Exogamy! You can marry an Asian and then you'll be able to learn more about the culture and traditions.. and your children will be part Asian too, so you'll get to have that joy in your life. To me, that's the closest that you can get to being Asian in this lifetime: spend the rest of your life with someone of that race, and you'll get to indulge in the culture a whole lot more than if you went out and got plastic surgery. Really, my Vietnamese aunts married non-Viets, and whenever there are holidays or family get-togethers, the husbands have no choice but to come along and participate in our crazy traditions.. so really, think about it? :)
2007-03-08 11:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by Chocolate_on_the_Moon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just remember that the gold (the good stuff) you see in Asians is the gold in yourself. Like their being cool... you're already cool, else u couldn't recognise it in others.
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2007-03-10 02:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by bobby_is_back 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Micheal Jackson can become white you can become asian but your going to need alot of money.
2007-03-08 08:38:34 · answer #4 · answered by Angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you, in fact, an Asian? I mean that cartoony avatar is a great disguise and all...
2007-03-08 08:24:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can not become Asian in this lifetime, but perhaps in the next.
2007-03-08 08:21:12 · answer #6 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Be proud of who you are. It is great you respect another culture, but I can bet you anything your culture is as great as theirs. It's sad to see people not wanting to be what they are. Learn some pride.
2007-03-08 08:38:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kunggpao 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move to Asia and apply for citizenship.
2007-03-08 08:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by emaaaazing! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't "become" Asian.
2007-03-08 08:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Go to Times Square...stand on your head, fondle yourself, and scream at the top of your lungs
...I believe that should do it...if it doesn't, then at least you tried
2007-03-08 08:25:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋