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Ate your corn chips, rubbed them on his feet, so that they'd smell of cornchips, did a lively dance on your bed pillows, subsequently soiled them, then took a nap in your underwear drawer.

2007-03-08 07:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Got on the Internet and purchase a whole lot of "doggie goodies" from QVC using your credit card. Wailt til the UPS gets to your house.

2007-03-08 15:08:01 · answer #2 · answered by Kenny 3 · 1 0

The dog ate your ribeye while you were in your office on the cel talking to your Swiss banker.

2007-03-08 15:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

last itme my dog had that look there was a present in the dining room under the table

2007-03-08 15:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by morrisonhotel970 3 · 0 0

I'll bet he took a dump in the punch bowl.

2007-03-08 15:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Peed on the rug

2007-03-08 15:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Licked himself out on the front lawn where everyone could see?

2007-03-08 15:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 · 1 0

Pooped on the floor.
Got into the trash.
Or ate one of your shoes.

2007-03-08 15:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by aslongasitrocks 5 · 0 0

Check the trash.

2007-03-08 15:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pooped in the basement.

2007-03-08 15:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by LolaCorolla 7 · 0 0

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