2007-03-08 06:50:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tough enough to get his a s s whooped by Bruce Lee. :)
2007-03-08 06:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Fonzie T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is so tough, there is no chin behind his beard - just another fist!
He is so tough, he can slam a revolving door!
He is so tough, when he jumps into water, he does not get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris!
He is so tough, the theory of evolution has been replaced with the theory that there are just certain species that he has allowed to live!
2007-03-08 14:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't try to be healthy.
Healthy tries to be Chuck Norris.
2007-03-08 15:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is so tough even his teeth have muscles.
2007-03-08 14:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by ketchikan_chick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not tough enough to have a shave. Chuck him out of hollywood.
2007-03-08 14:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by vjkiran 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a buster...
2007-03-08 15:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by Twizler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' balls don't have hair... because hair doesn't grow from steel...
2007-03-11 18:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets just say if there was a nuclear war only chuck and the roaches would be alive
2007-03-08 15:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by muzit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while everyone in the world is wearing superman underwear, superman is wearing chuck norris underwear!!!
NOW THATS HARDCORE!
2007-03-08 14:59:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tough
2007-03-08 14:52:54 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's so tough that his tears could cure cancer. But too bad he's never cried...ever.
2007-03-08 14:54:14 · answer #11 · answered by uabblazer003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋