If homosexuality is a sickness, why don't we all just call in sick to work?

Question

There was a question before about gays having a sense of humour. :)

But wouldn't it be seriously cool? "Yeah, sorry, can't come in - still gay"

Answer 1

This is my favorite Lesbian joke...

Amy invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how pretty Amy's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Amy's sexual orientation and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Amy and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading her mom's thoughts, Amy volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Jessica and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jessica came to Amy and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver serving spoon. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Amy said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Amy received a letter from her mother which read: "Dear Amy, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jessica, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jessica. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the serving spoon by now. Love, Mom"

Answer 2

Yeah, call in sick so that those who are straight and have a problem with your sexuality don't have to confront their own ignorance every time they look at you. But hey, wait a minute - what if you're bi? Do I get an extra hour for lunch or half a day off? How can we work that out?

Answer 3

isuball: AIDS is not a virus. Did you skip the 4th grade?

Yea some comedian on Logo was saying something about "calling in gay" at work....I thought that was funny.

I am definitely for a major LGBT strike!!!! Nationwide, worldwide!! Let's see how those straight ******* get by without us!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

Nice point. Too bad i'm not gay. I would like some more days off.
According to the largest christian church (Catholics). Being gay is not a sin. But performing gay acts is. So if a gay guy has not had sex with another man yet then he has not committed a sin. Even if he has god can still forgive him and he can still go to heaven and well to work everyday like the rest of us.

Answer 5

WOW! So I have been going into work sick for the past 25 years.

Answer 6

"Good day Sir. Yes I'm afraid I woke up this morning feeling Happy. No Sir see, Happy is my male roommate. Yes Sir, it does seem to be a rather nasty case of Faggotosis. I know sir, I will go back to bed right this moment and with Happy's help maybe something will come up. I'm not sure when I'll be back into work, depends, what are you wearing? Yes Sir and thank you for your concern. good bye."

Answer 7

I've always liked that one; it's by Robin Tyler, by the way:

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: Hello. Can't work today, still queer."

About halfway down my reference page.

Answer 8

I am straight. I have never thought about that saying that way. You do have a point. Still you can't make money. Martha Stewart was a cash cow in jail.

Answer 9

I think its a good idea, call in sick til you're not gay.

Answer 10

If Homophobia is a neurosis, why are we all not in the insane asylum? Before Homosexuality was considered as "sickness", now anyone who opposes their view has to go to "Gay Rehab"You can thank the Liberal Lefties for that. Give me a break.