2007-03-08 06:43:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ANF:
So why the hell can i see you here?
2007-03-08 07:03:52 · update #1
I reckon my stalker must like nice man very and the anagram of drew - 1rewd1. What say you?
2007-03-08 13:10:33 · update #2
drew peacock 'reckons' he has 18 ID's. Have we found two of them? stand up and be a man 'if' you are.
2007-03-08 13:12:16 · update #3
I play with my bowels daily... I do eat a LOT of fiber
2007-03-08 06:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorrrry...................................
Ghost poo You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper but none in the toilet.
Teflon Coated Poo
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. You have to look in the toilet to make sure you did it
Gooey Poo This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't soil it. This poo leaves permanent skidmarks on the toilet.
Second Thought Poo
You're all done wiping and you're just about to stand up when you realise ....... you've got some more.
Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poo
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from trembling so hard.
Weight watchers Poo
You poo so much that you loose several kilograms
Right Now Poo
You better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber going to the toilet. Usually it has it's head out before you can get you pants down.
King Kong Poo or Commode Choker Poo
This one is so big that it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into small chunks. a wire coat hanger works well. This kind of poo usually happens in someone else's house.
Cork Poo ( also known as Floaters )
Even after the third flush it is still floating in the bowl. By now you're thinking " My God! How do I get rid of it ?"
Wet Cheeks Poo
The poo hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash and gets you all wet.
Wish Poo
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times but no poo.
Cement Block Poo ( with extra blue metal )
You wish you'd had a spinal block before you pooed.
Snake Poo
This poo is fairly soft and about as thick as your thumb and at least 3 feet long.
Beer Drunk and Meat Pie Poo
This happens the day after the night before. Normally you're poo doesn't smell too bad but this one is ROTTEN... Usually this one happens at someone else's house and there's someone standing outside to use the toilet.
Mexican Food Poo ( also known as Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your bum stops burning.
...............couldn't help myself!!!!
2007-03-08 09:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by renclrk 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have just answered a question about bad spellers and their access to this site. I suggested that such questions give rise to a lot of funny answers and what happens, a bad speller comes along. I haven't got a funny answer to this as I consider bowels and the associated plumbing to be a taboo subject.
2007-03-08 06:48:50 · answer #3 · answered by ANF 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
No,but I like to empty my bowels regularly.
2007-03-08 10:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes I'm quite a regular.
2007-03-08 06:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
sure it is always good to exercise your bowels. I do prefer to do that in private though.
2007-03-08 06:48:46 · answer #6 · answered by fill in the blank dude 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
every time I sit at the computer my bowels get movin
2007-03-08 06:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by R♥bin 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nah coz it makes ma eye brown! Just pretend my names andrew!!!1
2007-03-08 06:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by anney 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Non, je prefere bowling.
2007-03-08 06:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep, I am always taking a dump.
2007-03-08 06:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by jw1269 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋