I know, this happened long before Bush was born, but just forget about that for a second. Bush MUST have made the dinosaurs go extinct so they would decay and turn into oil. That way he could enrich his 'big oil' buddies and the family coffers. See, this made Bush and Halliburton rich, so it must have been planned that way! What say you?
2007-03-08 06:32:00 · 21 answers · asked by 1,1,2,3,3,4, 5,5,6,6,6, 8,8,8,10 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yep. Using alien technology gleaned from Roswell, the Skull and Bones infiltrated the Illuminatti, went back in time, killed the dinosaurs, stopped disco, and prevented world peace.
You see, when you are a tinfoil hat wearing liberal, you do not have to believe one evil conspiracy theory about Bush.....you can believe them all.
2007-03-08 06:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by lundstroms2004 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Come on. We all know that the dinosaurs burned too much fossil fuels (from whatever species was killed by Global warming prior to the dinosaurs) which caused Global warming again and their eventual destruction. Get with the program.
2007-03-08 14:45:22 · answer #2 · answered by VoodooPunk 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, Bush revived a bunch of old dinosaurs like Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Adm. Poindexter. Then he put them to work screwing up the government so it could cut taxes AND spend more money at the same time, so that future generations CAN pay more to retire the national debt. Oh, and then there's that wildly successful war in Iraq that he and the Dinosaurs/Cavemen concocted so that we could spend ANOTHER trillion bucks teaching a 3rd rate dictator a lesson.
Sigh...meanwhile the adults are getting tired of this cartoon and are ready to change the channel. Bye bye Republicans! It was so much fun while it lasted. Cronyism, influence peddling, pedophile congressmen, incompetent war planning/execution, failed dometic policies, disastrous veterans care, Cold War allies sick of us...yeah, what a winning team!
2007-03-08 14:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Actually the dinosaur extinction was a great thing for the human race. Without it we would not be here.
If Bush WAS in charge of the dinosaur extinction, he would have screwed that up and we would all be small mice being eaten by huge predators...
2007-03-08 14:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Rick 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What a brilliant observation!! he has been blamed for every thing else since mankind was hatched!!! By the way..When did you get out of Atascadero(A California institute for loony tunes)
2007-03-08 14:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. We've also lost Pluto since Bush was in office!
What a maniac!!!!!111!!!1!
2007-03-08 14:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Info 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
wow! Bush is even better that Ronald Reagan was! Reagan was never accused of doing something 65 million years before he took office!just 50 years or so
2007-03-08 14:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by kapute2 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, he did. He also caused Global Warming, Katrina, blew up the twin towers, and caused the Cubs to lose. He's a powerful man!
2007-03-08 14:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Matt 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Heck no. It was the anti global warming people. Had the world stayed warmer, they would still be with us.
2007-03-08 14:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and all global warming, solar flares, volcanic eruption, earthquakes. hurricanes, tornado's and the poor. All the poor all over the world for ever.
2007-03-08 14:44:27 · answer #10 · answered by Mother 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋