It seems like all around the world women are used as products by men.
Hey, I want to buy my perfect man too.
He has to be 6 feet tall, tark curly hair, olive skin, preferably Italian background, green eyes (a must), midium bild, extremely good looking, has all the qualities of a good husband (what is that?), loves to clean, cook, do the dishes, do the laundry, is very attentive and loving, loves children, loves to give me massages, is an artist, knows how to fix things at home, and...hmm...is a great kisser.
Is that too much to ask for?
I need some help here. Please, somebody tell me where I can get my own mail order groom for cheap (max. $32.95). If men can buy their women online, why can't we buy our dream husbands????
2007-03-08 05:02:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Alright, alright. I admit, I expect a little too much for the price of $32.95.
How about $49.99 -but that includes shipping and handling. That's the best I can do.
2007-03-08 05:10:07 · update #1
Guys, I'm just joking around. I know there are a lot of decent guys out there (somewhere...I think...should be..right?..I'm starting to doubt...maybe in Iceland...)
I just thought it would be interesting to ask. ;-)))))
2007-03-08 05:12:38 · update #2
Yeah!!
My address is ...
Is it okay if I'm all those things except tall ... oh, and I don't have hair. But other than that ... I'm ... well, I can try and fix things. How about $17.50, that's half price!
2007-03-08 05:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by Dino 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well... I have one that doesn't meet all of your physical description but he is a very good husband, provider and father. There is one defect.... I believe he is selectively deaf so I am willing to cut you a deal.... $31.00 and that's as low as I can go. ha ha ha
I agree with you though, women are put in such desperate situations sometimes they feel they have no other option but to sell themselves into a situation they think will be better. It's supply and demand and until men stop being creeps and wanting hookers, mail order brides and the services of other subjective nature then women will still be there to offer them.
2007-03-08 05:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by Me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know nobodies perfect, but at the same time you should never lower your standards just to have somebody in your life. I do not know where you are coming across the men that you have been seeing, but not all of us treat men like products. There are a few iof us left that knows how to treat a lady.
2007-03-08 05:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by Shawn M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, no such thing! Even if you found the perfect mail-order groom - he'd be different in a couple years! What's inside is more important and that's only found by building personal relationships with real down- to-earth men you work, play, worship and eat with!
2007-03-08 05:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Up your price a little and my wife might let you rent me.
You have pretty high expectations for $32.95
2007-03-08 05:05:38 · answer #5 · answered by fucose_man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try Chippendale's.. I've been told that if you stick a $50 dollar bill down anyone of the dancer's crotches... he's yours!!
2007-03-08 05:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey, wait .... you just described me here...the rate is now $29.95 and at a bargain price like this how can you refuse? but the price doesnt cover shipping fees or transportation... hurry,!!!!!! at this price i wont be here long!!
2007-03-08 05:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by wongfiehung2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The difference is that men are more confident and refuse to sell themselves...women agree to become mail order brides and degrade themselves in doing so - most men aren't that dumb.
2007-03-08 05:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Don't you women realize that you can walk up to just about any guy and say "wanna f uck" and the guy will say "oh, ok"
2007-03-08 05:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by GarbageMan 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's a great idea!
2007-03-08 05:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by Kari R 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋