Alex Ferguson calls David Beckham into his office.
'David,'he says, 'I'm worried about your performance the last few games. You've been hopeless, completely off form.'
'Sorry, boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.'
'Oh dear,' says Ferguson, pretending to care. 'What's up? Posh and Brooklyn okay?'
'Oh they're fine', says David. 'It's just that something's really bugging me and I'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me up.'
'Whatever's the matter, David?' says Fergie.
'Well, boss', says David, it's pretty serious. You see I'm really stuck on this jigsaw and...'
'A jigsaw?!!!' shouts Alex. 'You're f......g up every time you play because of a bloody jigsaw?!!!'
'Yeah, boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing myhead in!' says David in that horrible whining voice. 'It's really hard and it's this picture of a tiger and it looks really good on the box and I'm sure I've got all the bits and everything but I just can't get it right and it's doing my head in and I even had my hair cut to try and cool my brain down and...'
'David, David, David,' says Ferguson. 'You've got to get a grip. It's affecting our games and nothing is as important as Manchester Uniteds' success, other than Roy Keane's wages, obviously.'
'Yeah, boss,' says David, 'but it's this picture of a tiger and it looks really good on the box and I really want to finish it but it's really hard and it's doing my head in and it's this picture..and it's a tiger and it's hard...and I can't make the bits fit and, er, it's really hard, er, boss and, er, it's a tiger, er,... on the box...er...boss.'
Ferguson waits until even Beckham realises he's repeating himself and has got nothing else to say which took a bit longer than usual. 'David,' he says, with that conceited, irritating, smug smile he uses for self-congratulatory post-match interviews. 'Bring the tiger jigsaw in and let's have a look at it. For Christ's sake, we've got to get you back to playing football.'
'Oh thanks, boss,' says David, 'that'd be really helpful 'cos it's really hard and it's a picture of a tiger and it's doing my head in, that tiger is.'
So David brings the jigsaw into Ferguson's office.
'Here it is, boss.' He says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box. 'Look, boss, it's this tiger, right, and it's a really good picture and everything but I just can't do it and it's really hard and it's doing my head in and it's this picture here of a tiger,' and Beckham empties all the pieces from the box all over Ferguson's desk.
'David,' sighs Ferguson, 'put the f*...g Frosties back in the box.'
2007-03-08 04:53:24 · 14 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
@Valencian that is one of a ice-cream yum! Merci hayety!!
2007-03-08 06:42:33 · update #1
LMAO!!! I couldn't stop laughing out loud as I was reading the joke!!
Hahaah Thanks for posting! :D
2007-03-08 09:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the image I observed replaced into somebody wearing a mask of his face. No the daughter has not yet been chanced on. #4 ends the place it starts. the full time the detective is listening to the tape describing each and all the activities that occurred, which replaced into all occurring on an identical time as #3. Very complicated. So technically, we've basically seen the tip of #3.
2016-10-17 21:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!
ok here's the Ice Cream i promised!!!
http://www.bigboy.com/RestaurantImages/Sundae.jpg
2007-03-08 05:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by Valencianista 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, i heard that one but it was with a blonde. This one was much much funnier because of Beckham!
2007-03-08 05:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Stupidity!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-03-08 09:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love you
2007-03-08 07:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jason J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LmAo! i couldnt stop laughing!!
2007-03-08 10:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by jess:) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! i love beckham.
2007-03-08 13:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by doober 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont your did it b 4
2007-03-08 05:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO FROSTED FLAKES HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!
2007-03-08 04:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋