You are in the living room. There is a TV and a sofa here. Exits are north and west. What do you do next?

Question

Remember those Infocom text adventure games? Weren't they awesome?

Answer 1

look

A threatening little dwarf throws a remote at you and runs behind the sofa.

take remote

OK

turn off

I don't know the word TURN

kill TV

with what, your bare hands, I don't think so.

iron bar

what would you like to do with the IRON BAR

kill TV

OK... you destroy the TV and a note falls out

take note

the threatening little dwarf throws a soda can at you, it misses, he curses and runs behind the sofa

pick up soda can

as you reach for the can it dissolves into a mound of black dust

pick up note

OK

read

"In times of need chant ZZQYXVV"

ZZQYVV

I don't know the word ZZQYVV

ZZQYXVV

you die, to play again hit Esc

They still are awesome my friend...

Answer 2

Plop down and watch TV, hoping it'll give me info. If it doesn't oh well. Maybe I'll exit to the west in the hopes of finding a fridge or pantry.

Answer 3

Haha...yeah. That kinda reminds me of the Goonies II game for nintendo too....like a whole bunch of randomness and trying to figure out what the freakin word puzzles mean =]

Answer 4

1st: You call the guys, and a few girls over (depending on the time of day)
2nd: You order in some pizza or Chinese food
3rd: Connect the 360, Wii, PS3, or maybe even some old school game system, but make sure that you have it out in the open so they can pick out the game (keep it in your eye sight so you can make sure that they don't steal it on "mistake")
4th: Pick some movies out before they arrive, so if they get bored of playing games, they can watch movies
5th: Let them in, play some games, talk some trash, stuff your face with food, watch movies...flirt (optional), and the rest is up to you...

Answer 5

Go north. Perhaps there is a hot chicks room somewhere in the house.

And no windows? Is there a pool outside? Is it nice? Is there a party going on?

Answer 6

Where did you say the refrigerator was ??