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Okay, how can I seek the ultimate revenge on my boss without being detected? (Not a serious question - just want some things to laugh at next time I see him)

2007-03-08 04:40:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

sneak into the office go into the private bathroom,take the cover off the toilet tank and drop a dump in the upper deck

ie; crap in the tank

2007-03-08 04:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by GleN 6 · 2 0

put a gay porn mag in his work mailbox, have it sent via Fed Ex without any return address. Make sure the package says clearly " the information you requested"

OR better yet...

If he is married.. send some panties to his home, with a note that says " a memento of our last meeting together, till next time lover "...Have it delivered whilst his wife is home..

Yes....I am evil.....

2007-03-08 12:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Twizler 3 · 5 0

Revenge never works. Truly, let it go. Karma will take care of it. I know how you feel. Living well, truly, is the best revenge. If you were detected, you would not be laughing.

2007-03-08 12:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by Alexandriagal 6 · 0 3

Put Decaf in his coffee maker for a week, once he has gotten over the caffeine addiction..switch him to espresso

2007-03-08 12:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If he has any drapery in his office...place sardines in his rods or sumthin equivalent and let them "ferment" and smell up the place....he will NOT know what is going on....and he will have to move his office LMAO they will have to professionally fumegate and maybe find what the cause is LOL

2007-03-08 12:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by boodini2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 4 0

Stick some chewing-gums in his chair, before he comes to sit upon it ...

2007-03-08 12:46:12 · answer #6 · answered by Innocence Redefined 5 · 2 0

Mail him panties at work - Giant size granny panties! He won't know how to get rid of them!

2007-03-08 12:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 1 · 2 0

Drape your panties over his desk chair before he comes in to work, he won't know whose they are.

2007-03-08 12:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by mom of 2 6 · 0 1

Send him flowers from a secret admirer...a GAY one!

2007-03-08 12:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by Bistro 7 · 3 0

Superglue on his chair.

2007-03-08 12:44:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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