naked and tied to a tree with lip prints all over me and a bad headache. What could have possibly happened?
2007-03-08 04:27:29 · 39 answers · asked by Derek Wildstar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your mistress made a surprise visit, got you drunk, dressed up in a chicken suit.....that's all I can recall before I was arrested.
2007-03-08 04:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by mindrape 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You were attacked by a bunch of naked love-crazed women participating in a scientific experiment to see who could place the most kisses per square inch on your body, so they had to strip you down and tie you to the tree so that you wouldn't run away and all your skin would be available. In the melee one of them accidentally bumped your head against the tree, which gave you both the headache and the amnesia, but take my world for it, it was all worthwhile!
2007-03-08 04:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by mom of 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you must have went out for a night on the town gotten a little too drunk and ended up going home with that girl that no other guy wanted but at the end of the night started to look like the best choice and things got a little wild had the best sex of your life and then some but then things got a little kinky and then you woke up tied to a tree.
2007-03-08 04:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by ~ ★ ~Soulja Girl~ ★ ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares sounds like a good night leave it at that..besides it could have bin excaped prisoners running a train on you then you dont what 2 know... so enjoy
p.s if it had anything 2 do with cocaine , booze.. and strippers then it had 2 be great.
2007-03-08 04:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by bighcorleone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but I just saw the "What Should I Do Retard" running down the street wiping lipstick off his mouth,
2007-03-08 04:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by Skeezix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thing's for sure, a bottle or 2 of tequila were involved.
2007-03-08 04:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Scary Monster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm you had lots of fun last night :D I woke up once and the bartender told me what happened in the beer garden LOL..........................If you are serious...what the dude said above
2007-03-08 04:30:20 · answer #7 · answered by boodini2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it depends where the tree is on whether you should be worried or not
2007-03-08 04:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by tyemetght814 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happens at the tree. stays at the tree.
2007-03-08 04:31:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the monkeys that escaped from the zoo had some fun with ya.
2007-03-08 04:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by brock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋