Divorce Barbie-come with all of Ken's stuff
Hypochondriac Barbie-comes with a face mask and hand sanitizer
Crackhead Barbie-comes with a hypodermic needle and crackpipe
Vegan Barbie-comes with a PETA t-shirt and carrots
Lesbian Barbie-she just comes, period
What are your ideas?
2007-03-08 03:48:32 · 10 answers · asked by beebs 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, fun! I have tons of ideas. Lets see, here we go:
Nympho Barbie - comes with a dildo, a copy of the "Kama Sutra" and an "I love my pussy" T-Shirt
Trailer Trash Barbie - with bleach blond, uncombed hair and hot pink lipstick, comes with a trailer and an old, broken down Chevy Pick Up Truck
Bulimia Barbie - in workout clothes, comes with a puke bucket and a box of doughnuts
Unemployed Barbie - only comes with one outfit that reeks of body odors, comes with the classified section of the newspaper and foodstamps
Rehab Barbie - dressed in a wife beater and smelly sweat pants, comes with a 12-pack of cheap beer, cigarette hanging out of the corner of her mouth, and an AA Shirt
Mardi Gras Barbie - comes with no clothes, and a bunch of beads around her neck
Technology Geek Barbie - wearing a business suit and geeky glasses, is buck-toothed, comes with a blue tooth in her ear, a blackberry in her right hand, an i-pod in her pocket, and a laptop under her left arm
Spring Break Barbie - comes in a bikini with a box of condoms and a frozen margarita
Homicidal Barbie - wearing the Leatherface mask from the Texas Chainsaw massacre, comes with a chainsaw, mutilated body parts and fake blood
Dominatrix Barbie - dressed in a leather mini skirt and spikes on her leather bra, comes with a whip, hot candle wax and a chain and collar for Ken
Delinquent Barbie - with tatoos and piercings, (re)movable to different body parts at purchasers discretion, comes with a criminal record and handcuffs
Gay Pride Barbie - wearing rainbow colored clothes, comes with a vibrator and a girlfriend
American Idol Barbie - comes with a Karaoke machine and a microphone, hidden in her suitcase are nude pictures of herself
Tourette Syndrome Barbie - curses in five different languages when you press her stomach, has up to 35 offensive words and phrases in her vocabulary, also comes with a voice recorder to customize your very own tick
2007-03-08 03:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Bee 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jerry Springer Show Hootchie White Trash Barbie.
Beats up on Skipper for cheating with Ken
Drag Queen Ken. Comes with ridiculously huge wig and sequined gown. Lipsyncs to showtunes.
2007-03-08 03:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The techniques and, in most cases, the strategies are effective. However, a lot of the training methods are less than ideal. Kicking and punching the air for instance, or chambering the hand for no purpose. Using certain techniques as "blocks" when, in fact, they're not. Because of that, 90% of "traditional" martial arts schools will produce people who are less able to handle a real situation than those who train in a more realistic manner. A well-trained "traditional" martial artist could probably defeat an athletic individual with no training. In fact, it's almost certain.
2016-03-28 23:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bulimic Barbie-with baggies of vomit
Anorexic Barbie- with hair that comes out in clumps
Glutton Barbie- it's about time we had a fat one.
Down Syndrome Barbie-need I say more.
Abortion Barbie- comes with removable baby.
Obsessive Compulsive Barbie: with a list of things that need done 15 times a day.
ADHD Barbie: Complete with drugs you can pop right in her mouth.
I like this I may add more later....
2007-03-08 03:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by aslongasitrocks 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Gangsta Barbie who comes with her pack of Newports and a restraing order against her boyfriend Tupac Ken.
2007-03-08 03:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by Derek Wildstar 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Morbidly obese Barbie with Doctor barbie and her stomach by-pass surgery kit...
2007-03-08 05:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Biker ***** Barbie. Comes with leathers, tattoos and Ken beats her.
Sorry, the thought just cracks me up.
For the trailer trash barbie, she'll need a dozen kids too. lol
2007-03-08 03:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by ketchikan_chick 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
barbie grandmother----Kelly was pregnant at 15 and barbie has to take care of her daughter and gran daughter.
barbie nerd----- a non stop studying barbie, comes with lots of books, ugly glasses and trousers up to the boobs.
barbie model ---- comes with no brain and a deformed body (anorexia, like really skinny doll) thanks to anorexia, the toy includes sticks to puke.
lazy barbie---- comes with pj's and if you press her stomach she says: "I'm bored, let me stay in the couch and watch TV".
barbie hore--- comes with striptease clothes and a bag. th doll comes with a dark street as scenario.
barbie rehab---- comes with a knife to cut writs, a bottle of beer and scissors to cut hair.
2007-03-08 04:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by jeanette s 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brittney Barbie - she is bald and overweight with dark circles under her eyes - comes with a case of Jack Daniels and permanent tattoos. boo I'm nasty!
2007-03-08 03:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Racist, religion hating Barbie.
She could burn religious buildings and start gang violence.
2007-03-08 03:54:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋