I cant stand that guy, he just burn's me right up, he's always sleeping with my wife and my kids call him dad, I just can't take this crap anymore.
2007-03-08 03:44:37 · 28 answers · asked by GarbageMan 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Did he bring you any checks with the mail ?
2007-03-08 03:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know this is just a joke, but how hurtful would it be to the dads that this has really happened to, it would be the most painful thing in the world..your kids calling someone you hate, "dad", when you are there father, going to work to support your family, it would be the worst thing..
anywhoooree
just go down to his postie bike..grab all the letters, go down to the garage and open them all ... find lots of birthday cards with money and etc, seal all the letters and put them back where they were, go upstairs..catch him with you wife.. laugh..go down to the strip club, get some lapdances and drinks with the money. get laid perhaps..take some polariod photos..thumbtak them to your wall, the next day do the same if the postie man is there,keep continueing until theres enough complaints and he getss fired, and ull have a nice lil ollection of photos
2007-03-08 12:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by LostMyMind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's your house, tell him to get out. Take your kids and go. If you wife likes another man, those kids are yours. If the kids scream about leaving, tell them that you are their dad and you love them more than the mailman does.
Sorry about ur wife, hope you can get things straight.
2007-03-08 11:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set the emotions to the side and join them, after its all done and several hours have passed, beat that dirty *%*& mail man senseless.
Are you could just get a divorce if she is with another man continously and your kids are calling him dad dont you think its over. Good Luck to you and your children, I have no respect for women who cheat.
2007-03-08 12:12:17 · answer #4 · answered by Florentino R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I come home from a hard day at work and catch my wife in bed with the mailman, what should i do?" Ask him if my inheritance check is in his pack
2007-03-08 18:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find out where the postman lives and sleep with his wife. She must be lonely.
You could also rig your doorbell to explode on the second push. I've heard the postman always rings twice.
2007-03-08 12:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by Martin Pedersen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report that mailman to his company on possibly fabricated charges and leave your wife. And for the kids..... ummm I don't know.
2007-03-08 11:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by skepty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleep with the maid or the babysitter or have a threesome with the mailman. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Maybe it will help you to stop hating him, you might grow to love him.
2007-03-08 11:49:52 · answer #8 · answered by True Hija De Oshun! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Switch to Fed Ex
2007-03-08 11:48:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you should of left her the first time she sleeped with the mailman. get out and take custady of the kids
2007-03-08 11:58:49 · answer #10 · answered by Ed76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two choices... Join In Or Flip The F*ck Out...
2007-03-08 11:47:37 · answer #11 · answered by T!BB$ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋