While looking for a pair of panties, I came across a pair that were not mine.....in my underwear drawer. They were similar to the type I wear, but about 4 sizes too big. This baffled me until I realized the only way they could have got there is if they had fallen out of my ex's pocket (I had a brief fling with an ex 4 weeks ago) and I scooped them into the laundry with all the other clothes on my floor.
I was momentarily upset....then realized that since I'm a big girl, the other woman must have been HUGE....I ended up laughing it off....
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
2007-03-08 03:04:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I was eighteen, I was pregnant and married to this dumbass..
I came home from work one day, sat down on the couch and couldn't find the remote. I reached behind the couch cushion looking for the remote and pulled out a black lacy SIZE 4 thong.
Before I got pregnant, I couldn't wear a 4. When I asked my ex husband about it he said they were mine that I just didn't remember them. The next night, our very skinny neighbor came over for dinner- she bent over to pet my dog, and I saw that she had the exact same style thong on as what I found in my couch.
Calmly as I could, I went to to the hamper where I'd thrown them the night before, pulled them out, and took them to her.
As I was handing them over, I said "I appreciate you screwing my husband. I'm too tired most of the time to do that anyway. I won't do your laundry, though.."
She left in a hurry.
2007-03-08 03:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Jen F 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Found that bigger woman...Man,she punked me for all my snax! Then,she threw me down and took all she wanted and then...poof...she was gone!!(head spinning) LOL
2007-03-08 03:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loose wieght.
2007-03-08 03:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by SLICK G. 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would laugh, that is pretty funny!
2007-03-08 03:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would of just did what you did--he might of did it on purpose too.
2007-03-08 03:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
while I dont believe you, my answer is that I think he would be missing a penis right now.
2007-03-08 03:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hmmmm, I don't know if I buy that explanation ♫
2007-03-08 03:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny..
2007-03-08 03:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by warrior is a child 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would have laughed too.
2007-03-08 03:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by luvbuggies 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i would burn them, ewwwww!!!!
2007-03-08 03:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋