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My husband leaves for work at 5 in the morning. I'll always get up and pretend I'm up for the day and then when he leaves I go back to bed. My three year old has to wake me up when she gets up about 7:30 and I don't wake up easy, so I'll make her lay in the bed with me until I get woke up. I always make her lay on her dad's side in case her pants are wet.

2007-03-08 02:24:39 · 33 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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My son brought home a shoe box with a silk worm inside from school. They were doing a project and at the end, they let the child keep and take home a silk worm. a week later I let it free into the woods. When my son asked, I told him it escaped. He said "OH I wanted to see it turn into a butterfly" I felt quilty for weeks!

2007-03-08 02:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 0 0

Now THAT makes sense! I confess that I am the world's worst housekeeper. You can NOT eat off my floors. I hate doing housework. lol I also hate a nasty dirty house. Fortunately, my husband is a neat freak, so he does a lot of the stuff I hate to do.

2007-03-08 02:30:25 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0 0

I would like to confess that i lied yesterday. I am not 45, nor am I really really small. I have had a hard time sleeping or eating since telling thse lies, but I feel much better now.

2007-03-08 02:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by your attorney 7.0 4 · 0 0

I do the same thing when my husband goes out, I really don't want to get up that early (I dont have kids though, but if I did I would make them lie on his side).

2007-03-08 02:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by joanna b 2 · 0 0

Oh my god, that's aweful...hahah i would never do anything like that!! ok I've actually done that exact thing a few times. Hey you gotta do what you gotta do, I think we've all done the quick 3 pm cleanup before our man gets home to make it look like we busted our butt's all day!!

2007-03-08 02:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey thats what my mum used to do to me also when I was a youngin.

I would like to confess that when the dog jumped up into bed with us and started licking my toes it helped me to better orgasm.

2007-03-08 02:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by cutie pie 5 · 1 0

Good story

I will make my confessions in front of the altar

2007-03-08 02:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I don't get cleaning or cooking supper until about an hr b4 b/f gets home hehe

2007-03-08 02:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

lol, yeah i must confess, i am the one who ate the last bowl full of captain crunch this morning

2007-03-08 02:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When telemarketers call, I pretend I speak very little english and start using random japanese & german words.

2007-03-08 02:28:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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