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I think if you waved some fresh meat in front of his nose (oh, maybe a Tbone steak or a female dog's ***, ya know, stuff like that) and try to revive him that way. If not, toss water on him.

Also, try giving him an enema. That should wake his *** up. :)

2007-03-08 02:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0 0

take him to the vet and explain to them that you tazered him. When they call the cops pray for guidance and hope that they dont press charges for animal cruelty.

2007-03-08 10:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by caddie_manjd 4 · 0 0

Looks like you have a history of stupid, annoying questions on here. Did your mommy and daddy never pay enough attention to you? You're pretty pathetic... anyway, if this is the case, your dog is in ventricular fibrillation and needs medical attention, just like you.

2007-03-08 10:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Randy 4 · 0 0

I would say tazer him again, that should get him moving!

2007-03-08 10:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1 0

Start CPR. Why would you tazer your dog?

2007-03-08 10:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

tazer him again and if that doesnt work try it one more time.. then take him to the vet if it doesnt work the 3rd time.. i bet they use the defribulation nation machine thing on your dog..

2007-03-08 10:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by LION 6 · 0 0

Dude, call the vet and then turn yourself over to the animal protection agency, you need to to be tazed too!!

2007-03-08 10:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0 0

Tazer yourself to see how he feels... you douche.

2007-03-08 10:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Taze your self idiot! Stop lying moron. No dog deserves that grow up.

2007-03-08 10:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by beaner 3 · 0 0

GGGRRRRRR Bad man Bad ! Call the vet asap !

2007-03-08 10:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

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