Does it protect you from having sex with fit women?
2007-03-07 23:08:08 · 14 answers · asked by Peter B 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Fi if Chris Evans was skint,do you think he would get women??????
2007-03-07 23:12:22 · update #1
It protects you from ever being raped.
2007-03-07 23:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Yes you are quite correct - I am a doctor and can confirm that the presence of a red rug does indeed prevent the owner from enjoyable sexual activity with birds rated higher than 1 on a scale of one to ten.
2007-03-08 07:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I slept with a ginger a few weeks ago so no it doesn't protect you from having sex with fit women. He was good too.
2007-03-08 07:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by Buffy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard of Chris Evans?
Ooopps I forgot, he's a millionaire....
Peter B, thats why i wrote Ooops I forgot, he's a millionaire.
2007-03-08 07:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It protects you from being eaten by the little old lady, the little old man, the dog, the horse & the cow - watch out for foxes though. No, hang on - that was the gingerbread man, not the ginger man.
2007-03-08 07:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by FC 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What could prevent you from being an a*se wipe?
Nothing is the answer!
2007-03-08 07:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by magic 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
having to have a brain scan
2007-03-08 11:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by ashymojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its stops you from not getting freckles!
2007-03-08 07:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by wordykat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Orange boxes - you won't see them lol
2007-03-08 07:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will have lots of vegetable girlfriends
2007-03-08 14:44:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unwanted sexual attention!!
2007-03-08 07:36:39 · answer #11 · answered by andy muso 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋