Since astronauts Lisa Nowak and Bill Oefelin admit they had sex
for many months, should NASA take advantage of this and have
them have sex in space in order to do it as a scientific study.
I'm sure they will collaborate.
2007-03-07 22:45:17 · 8 answers · asked by susan B 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Dude, she's more likely to murder someone in space.
2007-03-07 22:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by Benji 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has anybody seen the Space Station crew that is up there now? A very handsome latin, a scruffy looking Russian and an American woman so painfully unatractive you can only guess that they sent her up there to discourage sex in orbit.
From Saturday Night Live Weekend Update
Mock interview with astronaut William Oefelein regarding the recent NASA scandal:
OEFELEIN: "Alright Alright alright. Amy let me start off by saying this whole thing has been blown way out of proportion and if anyone is responsible for this situation I am."
AMY:" Really, why is that?"
OEFELEIN: chuckles What are you kiddin me? Look at me, I'm a hunk. I fly spaceships. I'm Han Solo for realsies. In addition I trained at the U.S.Navy fighter weapons school . Do you know what that is dollface? "
AMY: "No I don't"
OEFELEIN: chuckles "That's TOP GUN. As in Tom Cruise TOP GUN as in based on me TOP GUN!"
AMY: blushing "Really!"
OEFELEIN: ......" Yeah, a hun, now look at ya. Ya picturing me riding my motorcycle, playing beach volley ball with my shirt off, getting all sweaty, givin intricate high fives, trying to get inside ladies danger zones if you know what I mean. chuckles Wink! Pretty powerful image isn't it? You probably feeling a little unstable yourself."
AMY : giggles "Stop it Billy-O"
OEFELEIN: "Good god mamma I'll bet you're even sexier weightless. Ha Ha. Have you ever thought about joining the sixty two mile high club? "
AMY: "You've had sex in space?"
OEFELEIN: "Absolutely sweetpea, and let me tell you something, the best TANG in the gallaxy need not be mixed with water if you know what I mean? ...........Oh yeah! laughs "Double wink."
AMY: "You know I wouldn't mind it if you stired my TANG."
OEFELEIN:" Oh Really? I wouldn't mind getting you in pair of HUGGIES."
SETH: "OK ALRIGHT That's enough!!"
OEFELEIN to AMY: "Alright. you text me."
2007-03-09 15:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard Lisa Nowak has been fired by NASA.
2007-03-08 01:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by campbelp2002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure Lisa will be profoundly sexy in adult diapers to turn weird bill on....having three kids, ole bill will have to tie a board on his asss to keep falling in the black hole of loosey Lisa
2007-03-07 23:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah but i think that experiment has been carried out long ago with others. think about it, wouldn't the scientist be more curious to about it way before it hasn't come to our mind yet?
2007-03-07 22:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Now that would equal limitless amounts of pleasure!
2007-03-07 22:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by Shaked 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, they should know what it feels like to have sex without gravity.
2007-03-07 22:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Won't happen, she just got fired.
2007-03-07 22:48:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋