the one which makes me laugh the hardest gets best answer!
2007-03-07 20:45:55 · 9 answers · asked by ~ B_e_K_z ~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A man will actually search for a golf ball.
2007-03-07 20:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 cannible clowns were eating a person one said to the other 'does this taste funny to you'
2 elephants fell of a cliff 'bom bom'
laugh u know u want to
2007-03-07 20:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by liz m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHICKEN HAIRS
A boy and a girl were behind a barn one day. The girl told the boy, "I have to quit eating chicken, because I am growing chicken hair.
The boy in disbelief said, "Let me see."
So the little girl pulls down her pants and panties and shows the little boy her chicken hair.
"You sure do! " the boy says. Then he says, "I have to quit eating chicken because I am growing chicken hair too."
The girl says, "Let me see."
The boy then pulls down his pants and underwear and the girl says, "It's too late for you, you already have the neck and the gizzards."
2007-03-07 20:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Psychotic2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the last thing Red Riding Hood mentioned to the wolf? "MY GRANDMA, WHAT A BIG F U C K I N G DICK YOU HAVE THERE!!!"
2007-03-07 21:00:00 · answer #4 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a blonde and a turtle have in common =once you get them on their back their screwed
2007-03-07 20:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by ____ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
can u smile for me please
i need more 10 points (hahahahah)
2007-03-07 20:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do gorillas have big nostrils?
because they have big fingers
why do cows have bells?
cause their horns dont work
oh come on tell me u at least smiled!!!!
2007-03-07 20:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by C Dizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry i don't have a joke.
2007-03-07 20:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
can't htink of any at this time sorry
2007-03-07 20:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by astrid 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋