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I have arranged the following:

2 boewing 747's,
10 orange boiler suits,
2 black and decker drills
4 large drill bits and
a box of bangers
Not forgetting my Aerosmith CD

Who fancys flying to the asteroid, drilling a big hole and blowing that sucka up.......????

2007-03-07 20:29:44 · 15 answers · asked by 18_Inch_Guns! 3 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

15 answers

Sounds great, but will the orange boiler suit make my bum look big?

2007-03-07 20:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Dogsbody 5 · 0 0

The new theory on asteroids is too paint one side white so it reflects with light and turns away, sorry to disappoint you, but I already have the contract and a couple off tins off dulux, I could use a hand for the cutting in at the edges.

If we used the money used to make both Armageddon and deep impact with there revenue they received we would have enough to scan all the skies for near earth objects with a slush fund to blow up anything near.

2007-03-07 21:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0 0

Sure. But only on the condition that we leave the Aerosmith CDs in the hole.

2007-03-07 20:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by katlyn: Yahoo chat fugitive 4 · 0 0

Yeah you want me to be the Ben Affleck of Armageddon !!!
And I really fancy the mission with Liv Taylor.
Rest all is cencored.

2007-03-07 20:35:48 · answer #4 · answered by HaK 1 · 0 0

Call International Rescue. Those Tracy boys will sort it out.

2007-03-07 23:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by andy muso 6 · 0 0

I`ll bring my dremmel, bagsy a window seat!
and mom says will I be back in time for tea?

2007-03-07 20:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by sum1inspireme 1 · 0 0

Yea ill be the gd looking hero.

2007-03-07 21:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by cheekychap432 1 · 0 0

I thought thats why they got that 42 stone fat woman on the news?

2007-03-07 20:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by lainaloo 4 · 0 0

OK, as long as we can come back with all parts of our body in their right places.

2007-03-10 22:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by Peach 2 · 0 0

send for bruce willis

2007-03-07 20:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by crawdash 4 · 0 0

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