what is the funniest thing you have ever done or had happen?

Answer 1

Well, when my son was about 8 he learned that he could pick me up if he wrapped his arms around my legs. I am 5' 1/4" tall and weigh about 118. He had always picked me up from the front of my legs. Well, one day he wanted to show a friend of mine that he could pick me up and walked up behind me and said look at this..I can pick mom up....From behind, I lost balance and fell over on my face once my feet left the floor.

Answer 2

when i was a correctional officer we used to mess with the new recruits, well one day they had this new male officer work with us, these inmates like to mess with the new boots also, well this one inmate started to jack off on him, he came back to the control pickett and told us about it and we said dont take that sh-- write him up, what he didnt know is that male officers never write masturbation cases this is only a female thing, well one thing led to another and he ask us for help i told him to tell them exactly what you saw describe it in detail, well this new boot wrote down everything down to the detail even wrote down how long it took him and how he grabbed his penis i mean everything when he went and turned in the case me and the other officers were on the ground crying we were laughing so hard,

added: add the end of the case we told him to write " at no time did i ever get sexualy excited "