how come guys gets a b0n3r when they wake up?? j/w?

Answer 1

lol i dnt no becuz you have to pee maby

Answer 2

That is a good question. Lads get a b0ner at the most inconvenient times... for example ... "the traveller" rears its little head from time to time for no apparent reason ... but there you are landing at a major international airport the plane pumps on the ground and up he pops.... and its now your turn to stand up and walk along the aisles....... all those men sitting there as you walk passed hiding that bulge in your pants with your hand luggage ... most likely have "travellers" too.

I think its just its way of saying "good morning". Give it a quick stroke and get on with your day. That's what it is there for.

Answer 3

the body goes through a checklist everynight and tests every part of your body so you get about 6 boners anight. it alsoe either means you nedd to go potty or yu had a sensual dream

Answer 4

It has to do with REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep patterns.

Here's the link:
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1518.html

Answer 5

Most of the time its because the body needs to urinate, the other is because they need to masturbate.
It happens to all guys, and doing one of these two things will solve this problem.

Good Luck

Answer 6

It is a normal occurence for guys to have hard-ons when they wake up.

Answer 7

i always thought it was because if you sleep on your stomach, the pressure from the bed pressing with the pressure from your bladder causes erections.

Answer 8

They might get a ***** cause an attractive girl is in bed with them. ;)

Answer 9

You can say b0ner quite comfortably here.