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i play for my garden gnome.

2007-03-07 14:38:48 · 36 answers · asked by Ray 22 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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2007-03-07 14:41:46 · update #1

36 answers

Whatever turns your crank, but if Burt Reynolds steps out from behind a tree with a compound bow and sticks you, don't come cryin' to me!

2007-03-07 14:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by Answer Master Dude 5 · 0 0

Yes, this is indecent exposure. And haven't you noticed your garden gnome looking at you funny? Its because he is not enjoying the performance but doesn't know how to break it to you.

2007-03-07 14:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That poor poor garden gnome.
He's the real victim in all of this.

2007-03-07 14:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by Misty Eyes 6 · 1 0

Then I guess it's your garden gnome, and possibly your home owners association, you should ask if it's okay.

2007-03-07 14:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Matticus Kole 4 · 0 0

Playing the banjo is always wrong.

2007-03-07 14:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by Vultureman 6 · 0 0

It doesn't bother me just keep it down a bit
I don't get up till 7:30!

2007-03-07 14:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by selma b 4 · 0 0

depends, does your neighbor have a pool or a cement pond out back? Yuud best go and gradiate 6th grade Jethro.

2007-03-07 14:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by rusty 3 · 0 0

well, heck yes, everybody knows those gnomes are late sleepers. you should wait till at least 10 am, and be sure they have their coffee first...

2007-03-07 14:43:06 · answer #8 · answered by cryllie 6 · 0 0

depends
a pot bellied wud be a torture to watch in the buff, first thing in the morning, but if u r a hunk - that is different :-P

2007-03-07 14:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by lilmadhu 1 · 0 0

How's the weather in Alabama?

2007-03-07 14:40:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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