There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"
Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."
She said "What happened to 'beautiful'? "
His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
2007-03-07 14:02:21 · 13 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahaha.....good one
But, why in P&S, it should be posted in Jokes category.
2007-03-07 14:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 to 8
2007-03-07 23:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by manoz kakkar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be a fact.8/10
2007-03-07 22:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by love all 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe
Hahahahahaha
2007-03-07 22:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by David K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 for the joke. Hey girls! What would you prefer to be called 'Beautiful' or 'Cute' ?
2007-03-08 03:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. It sounds like something Fred Mertz would say to Ethel. I'm going to say that it is fact.
2007-03-07 22:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by BarbKor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a funky story! I would rate it an 8out of ten, but I don't think it's real, because, honestly, I don't think drugs have anything to do with it! lol
2007-03-07 22:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by All Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next one will be an average.
2007-03-07 22:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by Expression 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, but since it is a lawyer he should be used to lying anyway
2007-03-07 22:05:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lupita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i would rate this.....a..6-7? iono i laugh easily
2007-03-07 22:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by skinny piggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋