if i go down south with pig or a refrigarator think i can trade or make deal get me a women ?

Answer 1

I don't think any woman will have you, sorry. :( Try Russia.

Answer 2

You mean down here where we know how to spell words such as "refrigerator" and "woman", as well as how to make use of capitalization?

I'm from Mississippi - about as south as one can get. Yes, we can read. A few of us can write:

http://www.rootsweb.com/~msattala/read.html