how do you pie your husband?

Question

Ok you messy fun people out there, my wife regularly makes up giant shaving cream pies and smashes them thoroughly into my face, hair, head. I've had as many as 7 pies, but they were HUGE.

Does anyone have any suggestions/instructions on my next pieing? For example: pie 1 will be straight to the face. Pie 2 and 3 will be sandwiched on ears, but slowly smeared all over face.

Yikes?

Answer 1

sounds kinky! hahhaa...use some frosting! dont forget the sprinkles..

Answer 2

Chocolate syrup and a cherry! How about a ski mask? You can keep it in your pocket!!!!