2007-03-07 11:59:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
once a mother spider laid her eggs inside my skin, i was a good father and i didnt even report her to the authorites for raping me. some of the symptoms i experienced were limb loss, renal failure and delusional toupee syndrome. unless you have also experienced one of these i think its safe to assume that your womb is as barren as linda ronstadt's.
2007-03-07 13:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It depends on if you did it with 38 guys after drinking the 38 beers.
2007-03-07 12:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are definitely pregnant, and, from the sounds of it, your baby has a serious alcohol problem. Which, if not addressed immediately, will cause the baby to be born with a beer belly, and we all know how hard those are to get rid of once you have it. Start attending FAA (Fetal Alcoholics Anonymous) meetings as soon as possible...
2007-03-08 15:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in case you have the choice to place off (unusual - those tests are frequently accomplished randomly, no with observe so as which you are going to be arranged....) then I recommend you do, and placed the time all the way down to adventure. then returned, at 35 hours, alcohol will nevertheless teach inspite of the undeniable fact that it would not stick to which you would be over the decrease for protection paintings.
2016-12-18 08:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were drinking Miller Ice your baby is going to be born with a Mullet.
2007-03-07 12:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a member of this site, you are officially pregnant just for asking that question.
2007-03-08 11:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
signs point to "yes"
you might wanna think about shoving a cell phone... up there... (?) so the little one can call the fetal-alcohol-syndrome hot line.
2007-03-08 11:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahaha! That made me laugh alot! You so win!! Yes, You are definitely pregnant!!!
2007-03-07 15:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very possible. Vomiting = Pregnancy.
2007-03-07 12:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I swear to God it ain't mine. Although....nah.
2007-03-08 06:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋