I work as a chemical engineer, and I'm searching for good chemistry jokes to tell the chemists I work with. I already know the ones, "I'm positive!", "For you, no charge." and "Ferrous wheel". Does anybody know any other good ones?
2007-03-07 10:33:41 · 3 answers · asked by Bigsky_52 6 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Chemistry
one bear falls in the water in north america and one on the antartica..which one will drown faster?
the one on the antarctica because he's polar :)
(cuz polar matter dissolves better in a polar solute)
2007-03-07 10:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by evenflow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a mole of moles dug a mole of holes, what would you get?
molasses...
get it... mole-asses
hehe
i laughed really hard reading this one.
another one, what is the chemical formula of diarhea?
(CO(NH2)2)2
lol... get it...di-urea
2007-03-07 18:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BigSky
If you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the precipitate!
2007-03-07 19:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by James H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋