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Thank god I have a gun or two ;)

2007-03-07 09:55:22 · 9 answers · asked by The JZA 2 in Entertainment & Music Movies

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get the shotgun its gonna be a long day....

2007-03-07 09:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by mara 7 · 1 0

Gee, I live in a large metropolitan area so it would have to be tens of thousands of them to overrun us here. But, being trained to prepared for earthquakes and living through a few natural disasters, I'd gather up the friends and neighbors, start gathering up supplies and ammo and then plan the defenses.

Maybe get a bulldozer and create a clear killing zone around the outer perimeter. Set up some booby-traps using gas pipes and remote -control igniters, maybe get a lot of Molotov Cocktail - like 2-liters of gasoline mixed with styrofoam (makes a napalm-like material), figure a way to have them explode (bullet ignition?) and engulf whole groups of brain-suckers with one go.

Once everything was in place, maybe hold an open meeting where the rules of engagement are discussed. Maybe one gun, one vote (remind them that no matter how much anyone hates guns, it is usually better to have one when you don't need it rather than need one when you don't have it) in order to make a statement for future elections. Then, once the rules are in place, there might be less time lost to indecision.

Break into groups (assault, battle, sentry, supply, sanitation, strategy, medical, communication, transport.) assign liasons, responsibilities. Set up procedures as best as possible. Devise Plan Omega: Alamo, in case all else fails and Zombieism is not an acceptable un-life-style.

Then we would be allowed to pray in whatever fashion suited your needs/desires. Personally, I'd pray them dad-burned zombies didn't capture the California Department of Justice's list of registered assault weapons. (Though there are so many more weapons not on the list that are just as good at repelling the will of the undead.)

2007-03-07 10:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by ron w 4 · 0 0

When I was a kid, 1 of my friends' dad had a very large gun collection in a bunker type room in their basement. From hand guns to fully automatics, everything in between. Made his own ammo. I'd be making a b-line to that house & getting in any way necessary.

2007-03-07 10:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-10-17 12:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get a gun, a knife, a torch and make way dead people exterminator girl comin through!

2007-03-07 10:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Act like one of them, since that's basically what I do anyway. Minus the eating people.

2007-03-07 09:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

personally I am an avid gun collecter, I'd say I would get alot of them before any of them got me.

2007-03-07 10:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by denny 4 · 0 0

go Resident Evil on their dead rotting a$$es!!!

2007-03-07 12:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

go the pub!!

2007-03-07 12:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by scarlet woman 2 · 0 0

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