Wouldn't it make our lives so much easier if we could just walk up to the person and read their label before we decided to "buy"? For instance: what if someone's warning label said "Warning: this person has a fear of commitment" or "Warning: contents unstable and prone to violent explosions" or something like that? How cool would THAT be?
2007-03-07 09:44:57 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon with a circle with a line drawn through it, and a notation underneath "Do not feed the animal".
2007-03-07 09:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm yup this would be so much easier...lol and fun to see what other people actually thought of you...here are some mines should have come with
1) Caution: Workaholic in progress
2) Warning!!! This will only work if you're Bi
3) So much talk and too little to show for it...yup really too little to show
4) Control Freak
5) C.P.S. A. (Childish Psycho Stalker in Action)
6) Commitment is for Grown Ups
7) Warning!!! Will F*** anything with legs...Breathing is not a must
2007-03-07 10:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by Lucky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is my label ... Just to be fair...
Warning : No Patience
Warning: Spends too much money
Warning: Does not like to be told what to do
Warning: Takes along time to get dressed
His would read:
Warning: No thrills
Warning: Not happy
Warning: Will not love you forever
Warning: Will act like a @ss and try to fight every guy that looks
at you.
Warning: Will be all talk!!!!
Warning: Will beg you back over and over again!!!
Warning: Thinks he's better than he is...
Warning: Look at those teeth one more time.
2007-03-07 09:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be AWESOME! My ex would be:
Warning: Freakin' Loser that will never get anywhere in life and likes to play mental games. Extended use will diminish your personality and may scar you for life. Long term nightmares are a typical side effect.
I really wish I could have put a warning label on the loser. I can't imagine the hell his putting some other poor girl through.
Thankfully I found my wonderful husband and he doesn't need any warning labels. He's a keeper!
2007-03-07 09:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by KarenGus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best question I've read on here. I thook me awhile to decide to answer because my ex is addicted to answers but oh well his would say: WARNING!!!- This person is appears sweet and charming, but has another side that is quite immature, let's his parents still run his life, has no backbone, and will eventually blame you for everything. He will emotionally and verbally abuse you to the point where you go into a near nervous breakdown because he has filled your head with so many put downs you begin to question everything you do.
Haha, no I'm not bitter am I :)
2007-03-07 09:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥DQ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warning: Prone to breaking hearts. Acts like an a** more than occasionally and also thinks he has more than he does.
2007-03-07 09:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by mybrokenending 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING:
This dude, smokes, drinks too much, never comes home, lies, does drugs, cheats, never wants to have kids or get married, will use your mortgage money for drugs and not tell you. Also will spend all your money at the titty bar with his friends instead of putting food on the table. He forgets birthdays, anniversaries and thinks that Valentine's day is not important to girls. Will screw your credit up too!!! Has a bad temper...need proof? Come see the walls and ceilings in my brand new home! OH wait! that's right, I don't have that house anymore, it was foreclosed on right after he moved out cause he took all the mortgage money I gave him every month for about 5 months and used it for his drug habit!!!! BEWARE OF DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
he he he!
2007-03-07 09:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex's warning would be: I cheat - will try to spend your money-drink- do drugs behind your back and then tell your parents that I think your cheating when I'm the one with the cheating problem.
2007-03-07 09:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by libra0484 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be wonderful until I had to display my own warning label. It would read "needs no one to motivate her, she has her own mind and knows how to use it. Loves quiet time and being alone".
2007-03-07 09:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warning: Contents may become manipulative, may cry easily, and will constantly refer to their mother as the voice of authority.
2007-03-07 09:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Leia 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋