2007-03-07 09:29:15 · 22 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you got drunk the night before, slept with someone, got in the car, did a hit and run, crashed into a shop, the shop when up in flames, then pissed outside the shop to put the fire out, then you stripped, and feel asleep on the road.
hence, you lost all your morals.
2007-03-07 09:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Morals... morals... morals??
what the heck are they?
Try lying on a delivery couch as a white coated doctor and his team of white coated students wanders in to poke and peer and prod every other hour... and find yourself so immune as you eventually stop blushing... that you throw open covers and you nightie and spread legs in readiness at the mere sight of a white coat... then being told... "Oh, sorry... I'm the cleaner."
I lost all sense of morals and inhibitions on that crazy day back inside the sixties...
mum of six:-)
2007-03-07 17:41:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard something once on a religious radio station- and I'm not even a regular listener to that stuff or anything- to the effect of 'keep telling your conscience to go away and one day it will.' I'm submitting, though, that maybe we don't say, "Hey conscience! F*** off!" so much as tell it to go away with our actions. Do an action that's kind- to someone who doesn't even deserve it- and maybe some vague semblance of your morals will come back. Or maybe it won't. Wouldn't hurt to try.
2007-03-07 17:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by xtragnarrrlly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The little man crawled in my head while I was sleeping and took them by mistake.. He was looking for belly button lint.
2007-03-07 17:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had 4 kids. They tend to leave after that.
2007-03-07 17:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well most likely I would have lost them by hangin out with my two best friends too much and them rubbing off on me. other wise too much alcohol probably.
2007-03-07 17:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by ~*These Blue Eyes Tell No Lies*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that would be a shame because i have the morals of a skunk! lol
2007-03-07 17:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by garethcooperwales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wake up and see a hideous guy lying beside me.
But he was hot last night when i was drunk!!!
2007-03-07 17:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Woke up with your Avatar next to me..yike!
2007-03-07 17:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some 1 has stolen them during my sleep
2007-03-07 17:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋