My ex landlord is trying to lie and take me to court for £1000 that he knows he is cheating me out of. I want revenge! So.. I know his home address, i know the old flat address that is empty and he owns and i have his mobile number.
I want ideas to cost him time or money or hassle that are great but anonymous. I dont mind doing it in the middle of th night or breaking a few small laws. What would really upset him people.
I am thinking, breaking flat windows, paint over outside door or windows, posting things in letterbox, ordering things to his address, reporting him for things...but i know there is better ones!!
2007-03-07 07:51:50 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Order 10 tonnes of manure and get it delivered to his home address and dumped on his lawn.
2007-03-07 07:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sugar in the gas tank. Post personal ads with his number, but for stupid weird stuff. Like seeking a male companion that is into S&M for lonely nights and his number. In fact, write his number in bathroom stalls and stuff too. You could get in trouble if you order something to his address because they could trace it back to who originally placed the order (unless you call from a payphone). Egg the house instead or buy some mice/roaches/bugs and let them loose on the old house or his house.
2007-03-07 07:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by Vivita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matt, Matt, Matt. Do not do it. It isn't worth it. Just go to court, and if you do not owe him this money, and can prove it, the courts will not make you pay it. But, if you do owe it and are just being a child, then pay it, and be done with it.
Karma, Matt, is very funny because it will very rarely come back to you from the source of which it was spun, but it will always, ALWAYS come back with a greater impact. Getting revenge is not the answer, because it will just come right back to you.
Keep that in mind.
2007-03-07 07:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you should Dress in all black. go to his house throw a rock at his window, and make sure you have clothes on under the black so when you run and he reports to the police you won't get caught because weren't wearing black. Catrch my drift. Now while he isn't home, go put cat's and dogs aroyund his house so they can poop all over it. Last take a bat bash his car in ( do this at night 0 And when he calls the next day act like you are suprised and when you get off the phone crack up.
2007-03-07 07:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by glamgirl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2015-01-24 10:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doing things in person are far too risky and not worth getting a criminal record over. Stick with sending things/people to his home. Join every book club, music club, catalogue company etc in his name and have them sent to his home adr. Order whatever you can and get it sent there - readers digest is a good one, they send books and you have to pay to send them back. (use the ones that say 'pay no money now' so it wont cost you anything.) Send taxi's, pizzas,escorts, double glazing salesmen, but don't use your own phone to call them cos they can trace it.
2007-03-07 08:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by L D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DONT CURSE THE DARKNESS SPEND THE TIME LOOKING FOR THE LIGHT
If your landlord is trying to do you
collect all your paperwork records of payments ,ect ect, and find the source of his claim then get legal advice
DONT DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WERE THINKING TO DO He would have the last laugh you will be in prison and he will also have your grand THINK!
Dont get mad get even the legal way
Exterminator
2007-03-10 08:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by exterminator 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what ever you do make sure its totally legal. if not your only going to make things worse for yourself and give the jerk more ammo to fire back at you and win even more . sometimes its best to cut your losses and go on. dwelling on the negative creates negative. remember everyone has to deal with KARMA sooner or later and if this landlord cheated you KARMA will deal with him and do a better job that any human could . all you really have to do is smile and go on with the positive side of your life and you'll be amazed at the change you will see in a very short time. now get busy and may the force be with you
2007-03-07 08:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by doc adams 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
teepee the house find spare keys under carpets rocks plants or on light
go online and order ringtone lots of them to his mobile and he gets charged for them on his phone bill
also prank call him pretend to be his boss and fire him and that way he 'll miss work
give out his cell number so people can mess with him put a fake ad in the paper you know something like
male exotic dancer or male escorts and put his number
2007-03-07 07:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by Cristy77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your going to get in a lot more trouble if you try to get your own back.It might just cost you more than money if you proceed in any actions.The courts will make sure that things are fair hopefully.
2007-03-07 11:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by gretta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋