2007-03-07 07:17:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
whatever floats your boat!
Yea, you should really do that. Have it surgically attached to your forehead so you will be an official d**khead! LMAO, jk
2007-03-07 08:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Çåŗőľîņẫ§ħŷġĭ®ł 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is a serious questions then I hope you relize that your girl must not think that your manly "member" is not doing the job that she wants you to do. No woman would ask a man to do something as silly as this unless he was not able to pleasure her properly. Much less should any woman ever ask you to change some aspect of your body via surgery. Any woman who would ask you to do something like this does not truly love you for who and what you are. You should consider your relationship a bit more deeply to see if the relationship is worth putting your time and effort into. On the other hand, if this is just some joke to give you something to do you are even more deeply disturbed than most of us realize. Best of luck
2007-03-07 15:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two? That's a terrific idea... when one goes flacid... well you could tag team them for hours eh?
Of course, you could always get yourself a good vibrator or few. (One for each hand, and one in your butt for example). ... or you could have your arm amputated at the elbow and use that stub for the job when all your other reinforcements get tired.
If I were contemplating same, I would probably opt for the alternative, i.e. a big deep hairy fanny, installed under my armpit, so I could discretely play with it when times are quiet... but that's just me.
Good luck.
P.S. Send pictures when you have the job done as I would like to know whether you decided on an upgrade model for the second knob.
2007-03-07 17:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me? I didn't even know something like that was possible!
Sounds to me like you seriously need to step back and re-evaluate your relationship. Someone who wants you to change something like this is after something other than a relationship with you. I would go and buy her a personal enjoyment toy and then tell her not to let the door hit her butt on the way out!
2007-03-07 15:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sheree H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, i wouldnt advise you get another dick put on, if you want to pleasure both holes when you are in her butt use your fingers to play her tease her she will like that alot more. If you really want her to go crazy go down on her and lick from her puss all the way back to her lower back.
2007-03-07 15:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by muscle69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww... Seriously no. The penis becomes due to blood pumping through it at a very fast rate. Your body may not be able to handle that much blood pumping. Also, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
2007-03-07 15:21:06 · answer #6 · answered by mjolnir1174293 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an excellent idea. Every hospital has a cupboard full of spare penises for exactly that reason.
2007-03-07 17:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's some funny ****
you must be the first person I have ever heard ask this question
good luck finding a doctor to do that
2007-03-08 16:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha,i never heard that before.i have trouble with 1 without having 2.
2007-03-07 19:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best idea since the iraq war
2007-03-07 15:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋