An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!
I think it is ..
2007-03-07 07:11:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Brilliant, hee hee hee.
2007-03-07 07:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats quite funny! men do pee in peculiar places, an ex of mine after a night out got up to use the loo but opened the bedside drewer and peed in that lol lazy son of b i t ch ! lol
2007-03-07 15:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha, Love it!! Just forwarded it to loads of people!! That tickled me that did xx
2007-03-07 15:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by kirsty m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't catch me at the right moment. But, I would have been ROTFLMAO if I had a couple of drinks in me!
2007-03-07 15:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder if that's why my hubby insisted we buy a new fridge the other week.
2007-03-07 15:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats funny for sure m8!
2007-03-07 15:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by sco_jam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
2007-03-07 15:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very funny his poor wife !!!
2007-03-07 15:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny but i wouldn't say i laughed out loud.
2007-03-07 15:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by burn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok! Keep trying though!
2007-03-07 15:17:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋