I honestly forgot it was there. So I went out to another building and when I was coming back into my building the UPS delivery guy was right behind me, big box in his arms, nice looking guy too, thick moustache and eyes like windex. So I hold the door for him and just smile and buzzes in to deliver his box. Meanwhile I'm standing right next to the door, opening my mailbox and on the way out he pats me on the shoulder, looks at my rear end, smiles and winks. Now this guy has never given me the time of day before. He said he'll talk to me next time and off he goes. I was pretty impressed with myself so I go back to my desk and adjust my pants. Thats when I remembered the bandanna. What do you think the UPS guy was thinking? Did I just get myself into something?
2007-03-07 06:50:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I know I'm gay, duh. It was there because it was the only clean thing I had to blow my nose on when I left for work. Since then my Clariton has kicked in and I spaced it.
2007-03-07 06:56:41 · update #1
Oh no, I'm doomed.
2007-03-07 06:58:00 · update #2
Oddly enough, with reflection, I've got myself wondering.
2007-03-07 07:21:42 · update #3
Well now, given what a red hankie has meant in the past, I suspect he may have thought you into something you may not enjoy.
Talk to him, have a laugh and who knows, you might make a connection.
2007-03-07 07:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you let your posterior speak instead of your mouth.
You are not obligated to do anything with anyone. Chat him up the next time you see him and perhaps go for coffee to discuss a possible date.
I find it hard to believe that you "forgot" that you had a red hankie in your pocket. Why was it there in the first place?
2007-03-07 14:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
According to a source a Red bandanna signifies that you are into "Fisting". The right back pocket indicates you are a receiver.
UPS guy may be thinking he might be in for a fun time with you.
2007-03-07 14:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow! I never knew that you guys had worked out this whole code thing with these bandanas. Live and learn. Now I am going to be very observent of these sorts of things for the next few months.
2007-03-07 15:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by J J 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Next time, instead of the 'hanky' and the hanky code (red in right pocket is receiving 'fist' in your .......) Are you sure you want the UPS guy to go there?
Finally, since you forgot - just try the 'Bend n Snap' (Legally Blonde) and show the UPS guy where to put the delivery.
have fun and enjoy
bga
2007-03-07 14:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by bga 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would have given you more than just a pat on the shoulder and a smile and a wink.
2007-03-07 14:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That was a red bandanna in your pocket?
I thought you were just glad to see me.
2007-03-07 16:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by Geico Caveman 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Que aproveche!
2007-03-07 15:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just drop your pencil, grab your sox and enjoy the ride!
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Hey, relax! At LEAST, you didn't have a YELLO BANANA (not banDana) shoved in your FRONT pocket - he might have had DIFFERENT ideas ALTOGETHER!
2007-03-07 14:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by bpgveg14 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
isnt a red hankie a gang symbol? Maybe he thinks youre part of his gang? AAAH bad! Please dont go out with him i dont want you full of bullet holes! Oh dude..... i dont think this is good.
2007-03-07 14:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋