What are the pros and cons of owning a pet zombie?

Question

Do I need to buy a pooper scooper?

Answer 1

PROS You'll always have someone to get rid of unwanted guests.
CONS The smell of rotting flesh.

Answer 2

Pros - Nothing better than a zombie pet, You can play with it night or day, they really dont sleep much.
no pooper scooper, or food is required.
No loss of hair either.

Con- The only thing you can hope for is a very well trained zombie pet, because once you have one, its there for the rest of your life. (maybe death too).

Answer 3

PROS:
You stand one bite away from eternal life with no guilt or vanity.
"Beware of Zombie" is a bit more intimidating than a dog.
They're good at video games (a little known fact which rarely comes up in the movies).
The constant moaning creates a white noise which is delightful to sleep to.

CONS:
I can never have pre-marital sex or consume intoxicants.
Constantly hearing them play Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Teenage campers next door are always damaging my fence.
It's very important to have lots of air-spray and incense to cover the smell.