If you would just win an Oscar...what would your acceptance speech be? Use 50 words!?

Question

Lol!!

Answer 1

I would like to thank the little people, big people, small people, crazy people, nice people, bad people, young people, old people, smart people, stupid people, green people, purple people, rich people, poor people, boring people, fun people, and animals. Just about all people in this entire, crazy, big world.

I think I got 50 worlds.

Answer 2

My acceptance speech for Best Director in 50 words or less:

I’d like to thank the cast and crew for making this possible. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be here. Thanks to the Academy, my friends and family. I’d also like to thank M. Night Shyamalan and Martin Scorsese for being an inspiration.

Answer 3

Damn, I cant belive I won an Oscar, I wasn't even in a movie

Answer 4

First off I would like to thank my family for their support, thank God for putting me here on earth and to my fans for continuing to support my work by watching and buying.

Now that that is over who's up for Beer Pong!

Answer 5

I'd like to thank Michael Moore and Al Franken for having the good sense to stay at home tonite. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask Ann Coulter to marry me. Thanks and have a good night.

Answer 6

Thank you so much to everyone who has helped me. You know who you are. Good night!

Answer 7

i would like to thank all the big people and the small ones thank you now give me my gold man bitches!!

Answer 8

i would like to thank my family, p/s supporters, my limo driver, dress designer, hairdresser and the academy....whew....

cheers

Answer 9

which party are we going to first?

Answer 10

whatever it would be, it would have a point to it, unlike your ignorant question.