An example:
"As hopeful as a sailor in a whorehouse with a two-party check."
-or two-
"Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rocking chairs."
-my fav-
"Happy as an Idiot in IdiotLand, on Idiots-Get-In-Free-Day!"
Try to be unique, if not original! Thanks!
2007-03-07 06:18:12 · 3 answers · asked by omnisource 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"As funny as a one-legged man in an a** kicking contest"..."Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra"
2007-03-07 06:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah! yeah its a funnii shaggy dog tale in spite of the indisputable fact that it aint Irish humour p.s irish human beings talk english, u dont hafta write words the way the 'stereotypical' irish say them... get open minded human beings!
2016-12-18 17:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personally like the oxymoron "GIRLY MAN" hahahahaha
2007-03-07 06:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋