Who can make me LAUGH ???

Question

...I have to smile!

Answer 1

"Have you ever said to someone, 'It looks like you have a case of the Muundays?' "

"No. No man! S**t no!!! I believe you would get your a*s killed if you said that." XeA

Answer 2

I can make you laugh!!!!!!!!! An elderly couple are the watching the 700 club the evangelist is getting really worked up and its soon time for the healing portion of the show
" If you believe in the healing pwer of the lord, place your hand on the tv and one hand on the part of the body that ails you!" The old man places one hand on the television and one hand on his groin

"Oh dont be stupid" says the women "He said heel not raise the dead!""

Answer 3

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Answer 4

It was in heaven and st. peter, an angel, was deciding which people were really who because the machine to identify the people has stopped working. So first, came Einstein and he told the angel.
"I am Einstein, can i go in?"
Then the angel said;
"you do not know how many people have tried to go in as Einstein, so you must prove to me that you are Einstein."

So Einstein asked for a paper and a pencil, and he explained the theory of relativity. The angel then said "Go ahead, Einstein, go in."

After Einstein came in Picasso, and he said
"I am Picasso, can I go in."
The angel explained that the machine to identify people has stopped working and he must prove that he is Picasso. So Picasso asks for a paper and a pencil, and he makes a beautiful drawing. The angel said "You truly are the great Picasso, go ahead."

Then, came George Bush and the angel said:
"Well, Einstein and Picasso have proved their identity, how can you prove yours."
George Bush replied by asking: "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
The angel started laughing and then he says:
"Go on George, go on."

Answer 5

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company.
One afternoon they were carrying on in the
bedroom together when her husband arrived home
unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to the lover, “into the closet!" and she
pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,
" the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said,
"Those little b@stards!"

Answer 6

I have somethign that will surely make you laugh and scare
you at the same time I have to send it to your email though. Its a funny commercial.

Answer 7

Here's a funny joke for you heheeee!

What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ?intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

Answer 8

I don't have any material, but those other fellas sure made me laugh! Good ones fellas!

Answer 9

Your avatar is the most magnificent thing I have ever seen. lol. Im laughing so hard I can't type clearly. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 10

u must be tired of smilin by now yeah ?? aww see another one ... nah?? no no i see a lil one.... ahh cmon u can do better.. ok fine ill give ya a dollar.... gimme one now !! ahh there ya go......... ur smilin now... !!! i was bluffin no dollar for ya lol :)