After they turned of course.
2007-03-07 04:50:26 · 18 answers · asked by grasshopper 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
With a shotgun of course. The traditional and most effective way.
"You gotta hit 'em in the head. Hit 'em hard and they go down."
2007-03-07 04:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't Hollywood tradition hold that the only way to stop a reanimated zombie is to shoot them in the head? I guess I would do that.
2007-03-07 06:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see,.. I live with my mother and her boyfriend.
People would pay to do stuff to her boyfriend and he is already like "Ha ha ha" to being tortured and stuff. He would probably still be rambleing on and on and on,.. so I would have to Duct tape his mouth most of the time. He looks kinda like the Boyfriend in Hocus Pocus, so a zipper on his mouth would be funny.
I have lost some attachments with my mom after she tried to commit suicide too many times one year. So anything goes with dealing with her,.. but her boyfriend would easily turn into a form of entertainment XD Make more money undead then he did alive :D
2007-03-07 05:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by sailortinkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use it as an opportunity to get rid of people I did not like. I would invite them over for dinner and viola, they are the dinner. The family is well fed and happy and I am rid of a problem person.
2007-03-07 05:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have thanksgiving dinner with them just as I normally would. Then I would go to the nearest shopping mall and wait until they showed up.
2007-03-07 05:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WIth a sword..i have a ton. I had a dream once there was a vampire in my room and it ran away downstairs....i woke up instantly and grabbed my sword and tried to chase it.....then i realized it was a dream...but yeah the sword works.
2007-03-07 08:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by My name is not bruce 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way I do currently: with a hot furnace poker and my highly effective, trained rabid opposums.
2007-03-07 05:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by hell hath no fury 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With a titanium battle axe. Guns take too long to reload.
edit: on second thought, it IS my family...flaming poop bags!
2007-03-07 05:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by Michael S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh. tough one. is it close, or distant family?
close family is harder, you know with sentimental feelings getting in the way, so i'd have to go with fire bombs or decapitation...
distant family, like ugly cousins or stale breathed aunts, i'd get freaky on their @sses with a chainsaw or shotgun. then again, splitting the skull of annoying cousin ronald (we all have one) just does something for my ego....
2007-03-07 05:01:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't fight them and win. So, like the saying goes, if ya can't beat em, join em.
2007-03-07 05:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by watanake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋