I'm tabulating the ratio of humorless serious answers to smart aleck answers in Yahoo! Answers in the science section. 10 points goes to the best smart aleck reply.
2007-03-07 04:13:38 · 8 answers · asked by Scythian1950 7 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?"
- Alec Guinness
"PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers...."
-Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross
2007-03-07 04:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by secretsauce 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, scythian, if I win, maybe I'll use the 10 points to buy a vowel! And I think the term "smart Aleck" is only suitable for little kids and old men. Couldn't you have written, "smartA$$", instead?
Cripes! I can't believe I answered this....
2007-03-07 04:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by Gwynneth Of Olwen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm all out of smart alecks but I do have a few wise guys here.
2007-03-07 04:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by JAN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink some prune juice.
2007-03-07 04:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, 10 points GEE your such a BIG spender we sholud all be as fortunate as you big guy. On behalf of all us Little pee on's here on Y A thanks for the big 10 buddy.
(was that as good for you as it was for me ;-))
2007-03-07 04:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by serenitykay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this is not a smartalek answer then what is?
check video to grasp
2007-03-07 04:28:00 · answer #6 · answered by infinate wisdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does anyone really care?
2007-03-07 04:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by RudeKarma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok - i replied... what more could you want?
2007-03-07 04:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by SmartAleck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋