My mother in law's body is kinda heavy from the extra weight shes gained by nagging at me these past few years...the sarcasm and disdain has seemed to stick to her and make her look a little lumpy around the middle...please help me! I can't do it alone! Will you back me up? I promise I will make it up to you! Please?!
2007-03-07 04:11:44 · 30 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WHY HIDE IT????
... IF YOU COULD EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[would you say that your mother in law is more... tender, savoury, or lean? i like my mother in laws roasted on a spit]
2007-03-07 04:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by the misomaniac 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea i'll help you out with that... im pretty sure all we really need is a few garbage bags, a chain saw, bag of cement, and a few beers to get things started. Need help you know where my yahoo address is, hopefully.... oh yea dont try to do that urself.. the chainsaw will make things real messy, so you wanna miss the organs. And DONT do it inside, too many things that cops look for.... thats where the cement comes along, throw the bags into the lake and let the fishey's have a buffet...
2007-03-07 04:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by Marine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a hold of yourself! Go to Home Depot and get me some bungee cord, or climber's rope, some heavy duty contractor's bags, a hacksaw (the biggest you can find), a mop, a lot of household cleaners, some rubber gloves, and some rags in a box.
Also, a hot dog (there's a guy with a cart out front).
I'll do the rest
2007-03-07 04:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ew no. I mean, a dead person is bad enough but I'm not touching any fat lumpy dead person with sarcasm and disdain hanging all off of her. But I'll give you a tarp or a wagon or something to drag her on.....
2007-03-07 04:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by imjustasteph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay love, we've got 5 truck loads of top soil and the excavator is coming next week for landscaping. Contact using code.
My mother-in-law is perfect. She died in 1999.
Just kidding Maureen, Love and miss you everyday
2007-03-07 04:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, okay. The fact that you correctly used the word 'disdain' in a sentence really won me over. Tell you what, prop her old butt up in a lawn chair by the street in the front yard and I'll send some guys over to pick her up. If you would, please, cover her in lye to control the rotting and don't dress her in anything pink. I hate pink.
2007-03-07 04:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by SteveB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure!
I won't feed my dogs for a week.
I have a GREAT meat grinder, too if you're interested.
And I live only 10 minutes away from a State Park...LOTS of space to leave the body (wolves, vultures...etc)
2007-03-07 04:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by Lauran B. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I watched a movie about this---they buried the offenders in the backyard and planted tomatoes over the body....
No, pretty much not--can't be your accomplice, I have enough bones scattered about as it is!
2007-03-07 04:14:56 · answer #8 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got something heavy I'd like to hide in your body. Boooonnnngggggg.
2007-03-07 04:16:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suspect women's prison is a far funner place to be than a mans prison. I think I will plead the 5th on this one.
2007-03-07 04:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple . Hide it by putting a screen.
2007-03-07 04:17:09 · answer #11 · answered by subra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋