You know you're getting old when?

Answer 1

When you know all the people listed in the obituary.

Answer 2

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your back goes out more than you do.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before.
You don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style

Answer 3

you walk into a bar and complain to your friends how loud the music is. I just did that last week, i ought to be ashamed of myself.

or you say something like. "'ll meet you there when im done ironing my work clothes and laying them out."
once again, i did that to.

Answer 4

When your first born baby is starting high school in 6 months...waaaaa....it's sooo sad!

Answer 5

When your get up and go has got up and gone

Answer 6

At 40 !!!

Answer 7

When going to a big party, just doesn't even sound like any fun......

Answer 8

when you hear someone calling you Mr or Ms

Answer 9

When you make grunting noises when you stand up. Ughh.

Answer 10

When all you want to do is play at Chuck-e-cheeses.