2007-03-07 03:41:05 · 20 answers · asked by taxi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I once said the word "aubergine"
Oh how we laughed!
2007-03-07 03:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I filled a Jack Daniels bottle with tea, and while standing on a coffee table in the middle of the room chugged the whole thing at a party and pretended I was about to die. People were pretty freaked out at first (specially the girls) and then mad but it was really funny.
2007-03-07 03:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ben R 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lots of saids.
Among them was a conversation in the pub:
My friend was commenting on how the first thing he did when he got out of bed in the morning was have a jolly good crap.
My comment: I bet your bedroom floor's a mess.
We were legless for hours.
2007-03-07 08:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was telling my colleague, at work about standing at the checkout with my partner when I trod on his foot. I apologised and he said:' don't worry love, I've got another 2! I quickly cottoned on and my colleague cracked up.! Even more so when I said ' sorry I am always bringing things up like this.'
2007-03-07 03:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
writing nonsense every day and getting paid for it!
According to the Non-biblical book of Joshua Kane, Joshua led the people of ... the Kanelites conquered the Tronites and gained control of the Murkyworld.
2007-03-07 03:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i was on a smoke break with some co workers and i had a bottle of diet pepsi instead of the usual can and i said "so i splurdged and got a big one"...they were all guys so i felt pretty stupid...perverts!
2007-03-07 03:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a woman with big breast walked past me and my mates in the street once and i just said "boobalicious" only it came out really loud. the woman is now my long term partner by the way.
2007-03-07 03:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ate some "fish" at a sushi bar, only to find out it was chicken and it needed to be pan fried. I didn't think it was that funny but everyone around me did :)
2007-03-07 05:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Me and my sisters had just got done watching white chicks so we put some baby powder in our hands and told our friend this joke. It went like your dad is so old that his sperm is like this and we blow the powder out of our hands. It's funnier when you see it.
2007-03-07 03:46:56 · answer #9 · answered by Gemini 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, everyone seems to fall about laughing when I try to deny that I'm weird ... well, I'm not ... maybe a teensy bit eccentric.
2007-03-07 06:29:42 · answer #10 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
posted a Q on here last night,and couldnt stop laughing at all the gr8 answers,lollol
2007-03-07 03:59:19 · answer #11 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋