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I mean, it's not the logical thing, is it?

2007-03-07 03:20:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Sorry dude, but that's one thing you will never be able to do, as long as you remain a hairy human monkey of the male species!!!

2007-03-07 03:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0 0

You cannot, unless you get hold of some nasty artificial hormons, thay "might" take away from you that annoying lust. I say "might", because to me a trick of that sort gave an even stronger effect, more lust!

A good alternative would be to sort of surrender, and so get five formal luscious virgin wives if you are a moslem, or five informal average wives if you are one of ours. That "might" bring about a chance to make you really tired of the female species. "It might".

Otherwise you might try to learn to fully enjoy a fiercy luscious hot babe, just one that would deliciously perform as your life's love, where you might finance whatever it may cost for you to be with her. Good old God extruded you onto this Earth so you might participate in (over)populating her (... the Earth).

So, that's your holy duty that also promises you immense simian pleasures, even if you may not believe so before you have really tried. And there is a sort of transcendental meaning behind all this that is not up to you to grasp nor to fetch. Not yet. Maybe never. Anyway, good luck to you hereafter!

2007-03-07 04:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by pasquale garonfolo 7 · 0 0

You are so resentful of females it almost appears that you are jealous and wish to be like us.
Maybe you have just made some bad choices on who to date and who to lust after. I dont feel to sorry for you.

2007-03-07 03:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 0 0

Try lusting after Pavlov's dog instead.

2007-03-07 03:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what exactly are you? what do you really mean? do you have a monkey fetish or are you actually talking about about the human female parts?

2007-03-07 03:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Electro-shock therapy?
Maybe a few years in Jail with a cellmate named Bubba who thinks you're "Too damn cute"?

2007-03-07 03:25:25 · answer #6 · answered by jovvijo 6 · 0 0

I would say try to focus on human females.

2007-03-07 03:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1 0

go for the unshaven ones! tee hee

2007-03-07 03:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You cant mate , it's just something you'v got to learn to live with !!

2007-03-07 03:38:02 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

May I ask what planet you're from?

2007-03-07 03:39:15 · answer #10 · answered by Habt our quell 4 · 0 0

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