My special recipe is:
pulling hair, flick ears, pinch, talk about their hair and clothes (e.g. 'that's a peculiar hairstyle you have), ask them how long it took to shave their face this morning....etc...
Any other good tips?
2007-03-07 03:03:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My pick would be----1."How much do you weigh?" or "You don't want to gain some more around your hips"
2."You know you don't look a day over 50"(of course,it might not work if she IS 50)
3.Wet and clammy hands
4.Picking your nose
5.Letting out air(if you know what I mean)
6.Saying you'll pay the bill and then runing out through the back door
7."Now don't you worry your pretty little head.I'll take care of it"
8.Bragging about yourself or your exploits
9.Asking about her family and not seem genuinely interested in what she says
10.Talking constantly on the cellphone when she is near
11.Slapping her behind
12.Making whooppee noises or piggy snorts
13.Not introducing her to your friends
14.Plonking in front of the T.V.,ignoring her
15.Commenting on how hot the girl sitting at the next table is
16.Bad breath
Hey,are you trying to impress your girlfriend or something??
2007-03-07 08:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by misti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-Leave the toliet seat up. Better still, put the toilet seat down, then wee all over it and then put it up.
-After showering, ensure that you don't give the bath or shower cubicle a quick once over- just leave your remaining hairs all over it
-If you have a toilet in the bathroom, let her run her bath, but before she gets in it, insist on needing to go to the toilet. Then drop a number 2 (make sure you've had a rough curry the night before) and hey presto, that will put her right off her bath.
-Use her hair brush to comb your pubes
2007-03-07 11:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by Prince 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start smacking - you're sure to get punched in the face.
Drive below the speed limit or cut me off on the road - you're sure to get cursed out.
Call me skinny - I'll skin you!
Just sit there when I'm talking to you - I'll be sure to make you talk when I burn you with my curling iron!
Blow your stinkin' breath in my face - I'll shove a peppermint steak down your throat!
Try to sing in my ear and you know you sound like a chicken on crack rock - I'll shut your mouth for you!
I dare you touch my food while it's in my plate - I'll cut your hand off.
**I'm sure there's more but make sure you want to go through with this - and make sure you have good medical insurance! LOL!!
2007-03-07 11:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by IB_08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given your remarks thus far, you appear not to need a bit of advice - except how to duck if you ever spout off like that to my wife! She has a fifth-degree Black Belt and isn't afraid to take you down a peg or two!
2007-03-07 11:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Waking up in the morning annoys many
2007-03-07 11:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by " 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Act like a man.
2007-03-07 11:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just being the as* you sound like is enough for me to turn away.
2007-03-07 11:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my mate always says a breathing man is the most annoying
i think if you just stare at her she'll get well pissed
2007-03-07 16:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by helpmeplease 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the morning call her a fat,ugly,old bag than ask her to have sex
2007-03-07 11:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
any remarks about weight or looks would definately get you a beating,
2007-03-07 11:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋