Seriously, pretty much every woman I've ever met says this, with no hint of embarrassment whatsoever. Why is this? I'm sorry but it is really more information than necessary.
Do you ladies not realise that for us men, this sentence immediately conjures up a mental image of you squatting down on the toilet, complete with grimace on face, letting out a grunt of satisfaction as you squeeze one out?
A simple 'I'll be back in a minute' or even 'I'm going to the toilet' will suffice. Why the need to give us such explicit information on this matter?
Surely you wouldn't dream of saying to a guy 'I'm just going for a POO'... he would be mortified, right?
So why is this considered OK?!
2007-03-07 01:52:59 · 12 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
antra... lol 'jobby house'... i like that.
2007-03-07 02:01:12 · update #1
'cause most women believe
"its all about me and you should be interested in every little thing i do."
2007-03-09 18:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, first let me state that the English say "wee" and Americans say "pee." With that being said......
I just wanna know what kind of women you are dating that "let out a grunt of satisfaction as they squeeze one out." I have never, and I do mean NEVER grunted or "squeezed out" urine. That's just... just... down right bizarre! LOL
You definitely get a star for saying the most humorous phrase I've ever heard! The scary part is I'm afraid I won't be able to not think of that remark whenever I have to *ahem* "use the restroom" from now on! lol
2007-03-07 02:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First up, women don't squat on a toilet. Secondly, there is no grimace on the face. And thirdly, who grunts when they 'pass water'? I've met plenty of chaps who think its acceptable to tell you they're going for 'a slash' and most men delight in telling you they're going for a number two. Men burp, trump and do all manner of yucky things. So there!
2007-03-07 01:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by amberksmith@talk21.com 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Im a lady i say going for a slash or to the jobby house
2007-03-07 01:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by tra 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not our fault you like to think of women taking a crap. Which, by the way, is a little worse than taking a piss in the minds of most.
Furthermore, most women don't say it except with friends so it's not like we go around announcing loudly in crowded places "OH MY, I REALLY NEED TO GO HAVE A WEE!!! I BETTER HURRY BEFORE IT STARTS COMING OUT!!
It's really not that big of a deal and when they are around people they don't know well, most women say 'go to the bathroom' 'go to the toilet' 'go to the ladies' etc anyway.
What I'd like to know is why men belch really loudly in public without the slightest hint of embarassment? Don't they know it's revolting?
2007-03-07 02:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by helehelo 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well I have a boyfriend and we're pretty straight up with one another. He'll tell me he has to go take a dump and i'll tell him the same. I'm usually very comfortable telling anyone that I have to take a wiz or tinkle. It's a natural part of life. I see no big deal in it. If you gotta go, you gotta go!
2007-03-07 01:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by Cathy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We all know everyone does it - so who cares really how you say it. There are certain times and places where you wouldn't say it, i.e. sat in a restaurant etc. but for everyday use - does it really matter?
Better out than in as they say
2007-03-07 02:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a problem saying it, I just excuse myself
2007-03-11 01:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by africanmodel1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better than saying i am going for a piss.
2007-03-07 02:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by trv c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't consider it ok,,,it's nasty....polite, proper ladies say they are going to the restroom or ladies room, not going for a wee!!!
2007-03-07 01:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋