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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida .
Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today

2007-03-07 00:52:04 · 10 answers · asked by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 in News & Events Current Events

10 answers

at last, someone is coming up with answers to real problems. now if only I could find my car keys! oh, that's right they were in the ignition when the car ran off the road into the 50 foot deep lake. well, that's another problem solved!

2007-03-07 01:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by uncle maddog 3 · 2 0

Could you make sure that pedophiles and drunk drivers dig the moat (by hand to minimize greenhouse gas emissions)?

2007-03-07 09:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you suck. you hater i hope a mexican beets u up. you call your self a patriot or american well i thought america was a metling pot a home for equality justice for all and the land of opptunity well hater what about them what if i said to your ancestors dident have the right to come here and make something for them selfs. think before you speak or better yet shut up on politics

2007-03-07 09:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by dontstandoncorners 5 · 1 1

Yes, I want to loose 100lbs, I need to have a lot of money, preferably a lottery win, and need a good nights sleep.

2007-03-07 08:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by natasha * 4 · 2 0

How would you solve the health care problem?

2007-03-07 11:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Lonely Bàstard 5 · 0 0

What about crime? How are you goign to solve that?

2007-03-07 09:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by Kevo 2 · 1 0

how can i get a visa to USA?

2007-03-07 11:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by LiLi 4 · 0 0

no, that is enough for today.

2007-03-07 22:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WOW!! You're a GENIUS!!!!

2007-03-07 08:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

But can you do something about your hair...?????????????

2007-03-07 09:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0 0

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